Day 178: Author’s Notes: Part 5
- ZJC
- Apr 15, 2020
- 2 min read
Author’s Note #1: Sorry for putting the preface at the end.
Author’s Note #2: The quarantine has given me ablutophobia
Author’s Note #3: Betty, the moose, didn’t find me funny.
Author’s Note #4: If I was rich, the most obnoxious thing I would do is wear a brand new pair of socks every day. At the end of the day, they will go to people in need of socks.
Author’s Note #5: Haikus are either profound or lazy.
Author’s Note #6: Wouldn’t it be cool to go to the future yesterday?
Author’s Note #7: With enough kindness, people will destroy the world for you.
Author’s Note #8: I still don’t believe that the turtle would have won that race.
Author’s Note #9: Getting caught in an undertow is fun until it is no longer fun.
Author’s Note #10: A stuffed mouse was my first stuffed mammal.
Author’s Note #11: I wonder if all our garbage will turn into fuel for a civilization a million years from now.
Author’s Note #12: Couches are the best beds.
Author’s Note #13: What does a ghost dress up as for Halloween?
Author’s Note #14: Skip, the rock.
Author’s Note #15: We escape from cribs as infants only to build them in our minds as adults.
Author’s Note #16: Is it a weird life goal to want a monkey to throw their feces at you?
Author’s Note #17: Scotch takes like an old boot.
Author’s Note #18: Writing is a wonderful art for drunks.
Author’s Note #19: I don’t want to be a paperback writer.
Author’s Note #20: Do you think the half-melted snowman on your lawn is having a good time?
Author’s Note #21: Preparing for baldness is a constant strain on my hair.
Author’s Note #22: I wonder what Major Tom is doing right now.
Author’s Note #23: Why do people in action movies never pee or eat?
Author’s Note #24: God sent Cheeze-It: Extra Toasty style down for us all to be happy.
Author’s Note #25: I have wondered if reading a lot as a child leads to poor eyesight.
Author’s Note #26: Were Alpha through Omicron already used up when we discovered 3.14159…?
Author’s Note #27: If a grocery list could talk.
Author’s Note #28: I can’t wait to clone my liver.
Author’s Note #29: It is my goal to float while I meditate.
Author’s Note #30: All the things that have come and gone and are yet to come have found a perfect spot to sit and watch the beginning of the world. Cheers.
Author's Note #1: Did you discover the pattern?
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