Day 193: A Short List of the Things I’m Going to Do When the Quarantine is Over

- Go bowling

- Go biking

- Go hiking across the state

- Go out to a restaurant with friends

- High five EVERYONE

- See a movie in a theater

- Sleep on a beach

- Kayak down a river

- Continue to wear a face mask to freak out bank tellers

- Watch movies on my computer

- Tell myself that I’m going to exercise more and exercise the same amount

- Drive to Grand Rapids

- Drive to Mackinac Island (you know what I mean)

- Drive to the dentist

- See a band somewhere, anywhere

- Wear shorts

- Golf while riding in a cart

- Replace the bulbs

- Twiddle my thumbs

- Stare at the sun and know he knew nothing about this

- Replace my sanity with something new

- Make fewer lists about things I’m going to do

- Eat an apple