Day 283: 20 Ways to Say You’re Sick

I’m sick.

I feel like poop.

There’s something wrong with that sushi.

Must have caught a bug.

I haven’t left the bathroom all morning.

I’m fine. It’s just gas.

Is there a bathroom around here?

What the hell did I eat?

I can’t stop itching.

It was those damn kids.

I must have just eaten too fast.

Ow.

Leave me alone.

I’m going to die.

My boss is going to think I’m faking.

Damn you, buffalo wings.

Please get me a Sprite. And some Vicks.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

Do you feel the room spinning too?

My wife said I can’t go.