Day 342: Author’s Note -2

Author’s Note #1: It is midnight and I am feeling frisky for some fried Fritos from the fridge.

Author’s Note #2: One of my good friends has a booger corner for every room he sleeps in.

Author’s Note #3: The difference between cold beer and warm beer is people.

Author’s Note #4: Do you have a reservation for this cartwheel?

Author’s Note #5: We’ll talk about it after this commercial break.

Author’s Note #6: One day text messaging will be archaically fashionable.

Author’s Note #7: There are far too many rectangles in the world.

Author’s Note #8: I was on a roll, but then I stepped on my heel.

Author’s Note #9: If white is every color, what the hell is wrong with my crayons?

Author’s Note #10: Excuse me while I fall in love.

Author’s Note #11: Remember those socks I was wearing the first time we met?

Author’s Note #12: A wall of pictures is worth a thousand tacks.

Author’s Note #13: Perhaps we are searching for a purpose of life because humans are natural problem solvers and creators. But what if there is no problem?

Author’s Note #13: People say that I think too much. People also say that I don’t think enough. I think people are correct.

Author’s Note #14: I wish that when I wished upon a star that I’d get a receipt.

Author’s Note #15: Success and failure are only a matter of delusion.

Author’s Note #16: Every instrument has the power to free the human race.

Author’s Note #17: Who told you about bad hair days?

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